I read a few of these & they made me laugh my big fat butt off. So of course I have to share them with all of you. Enjoy.
My idea of a "Super Bowl" is a toilet that cleans itself.
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
It use to be only death & taxes. Now there is also shipping & handling too.
Maybe tomorrow I'll wake up on the right side of the bed, and maybe I won't!
If a man's home is his castle, HE can learn to clean it.
Even doctor's make mistakes. Mine asked me to undress.
Never go to bed angry, stay up & plot your revenge.
1 comment:
Ha ha...those were pretty funny
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